One full, one empty.Sushi in ArlingtonTuesday, May 15, 2007
John Marquiss Pregnancy Rumors
Buffalo wings and ice cream...Is there something you're not telling us, John?
Tuesday, May 08, 2007
Ass Candy
If you want to have fun with your nephew, then give him some laxative suppositories and tell him that they are candy for his ass.
Beer Sherpa
I will be your sherpa/beer caddie for disc/frisbee golf, today.Check out the snow capped mountain in the background. Where could I be? I will give you a hint...it is in the US.
When you're cool, the sun shines on you 24 hours a day
Why am I wearing sunglasses indoors in the late afternoon?
Salsa Shark
Randal Graves: Duh duh... duh duh... duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh... Salsa shark! We're gonna need a bigger boat! Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa. Our shark.
I'm Dreaming of a White Chr...MAY
Where could I be wearing a leather jacket in the snow in MAY????I'll give you two hints: it's not Qatar and it's not DC.
Wednesday, May 02, 2007
It's a party with Helium.
It's a party after you fill the balloons and empty the helium tank...not necessarily in that order.Nephew Shoes
My nephew was in such a hurry to go somewhere that he put on a unique pair of shoes. He has another pair just like this at home.
Greeting my Nephew coming home for a visit from the Middle East with a knife from Yemen
No nephews were harmed in the making of this image.
Motorcycle Cut
I was on the way to the Department of Archaeology in Kathmandu to get my bronze statute approved for export. I was riding on the back of the sculptor's motorcycle, when another motorcycle came from the other direction with metal rods sticking out of the side of the rider...Slice...
Friday, April 20, 2007
Fugu me!
As Homer Simpson said in the One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish episode of the Simpsons:"Come on, pal. Fugu me!"
Fugu is a Japanese dish prepared from the meat of pufferfish (normally species of Takifugu, Lagocephalus, or Sphoeroides) or porcupinefish of the genus Diodon. Because pufferfish is lethally poisonous if prepared incorrectly, fugu has become one of the most celebrated and notorious dishes in Japanese cuisine.
My dinner swimming around in the tank before it hit my plate...raw.I had my meal prepared by an apprentice chef (Not to worry, he was an able chef as well.). You will find that funny, if you understand the One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish Simpsons episode.
Perhaps the best-known fugu story in America is that of the fictional character Homer Simpson of the TV show The Simpsons, who eats fugu served by an apprentice chef. Because of the chef's lack of knowledge of fugu preparation, Homer is given 24 hours to live (before his "heart would explode"), during which he vows to do all the things he has always meant to do but had never got round to. However, most of the time is spent either asleep, with his senile father, or in jail. He survives the 24 hours in the end, to the joy of his family and friends. See "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish".
Honey Pot Cafe in Japan
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?If not, here is what I am thinking:
honey pot definition
See definition number 1.
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