I look so peaceful when I'm sleeping.

Gin and Tonic Checkers

This game is so much easier with THESE checkers pieces.

Sake it to me, baby!

How many bottles of sake do you see?

One full, one empty.Sushi in Arlington

John Marquiss Pregnancy Rumors

Buffalo wings and ice cream...Is there something you're not telling us, John?

OMG, I can't believe I ran into you...oh, wait you invited me.

Excuse me, do I know you?

John and Sara drinking beer at the AFI Theater in Silver Spring.

Ass Candy

If you want to have fun with your nephew, then give him some laxative suppositories and tell him that they are candy for his ass.

Jason and Julie

My friend Jason and his "future ex-girlfriend" (just kidding) Julie.

Thai Restaurant House Special

Beer Sherpa

I will be your sherpa/beer caddie for disc/frisbee golf, today.

Check out the snow capped mountain in the background. Where could I be? I will give you a hint...it is in the US.

You're never too young for the playground

When you're cool, the sun shines on you 24 hours a day

Why am I wearing sunglasses indoors in the late afternoon?

Buy that guy a drink!

Buy that guy with the funny hat and ugly face at the end of the bar a drink!

Salsa Shark

Randal Graves: Duh duh... duh duh... duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh... Salsa shark! We're gonna need a bigger boat! Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa. Our shark.

Donner Party

Donner party of four...party of three...party of two...party of one...

Bar of America

It was my patriotic duty to drink with my buddy Jason at the Bar of America.

I'm Dreaming of a White Chr...MAY

Where could I be wearing a leather jacket in the snow in MAY????

I'll give you two hints: it's not Qatar and it's not DC.

Dong's Karate

Dong...huh, huh

Candy Bar in Chesterfield, Virginia

I like candy!