What a tiny amount of liquor will do.

If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death.

Where in the World is Ed???

If some of you don't already know, while I was in Japan I got a message that my Grandmother McCann passed away. Georgetown got me on the quickest flight to DC and I left my vacation early. I attended the funeral.

I am now visiting my Grandmother and Grandfather Keller in Florida. My grandfather is aged 90.

I have had quite the adventures.

I will update the blog soon.

Swans of the Sakurada Moat of the Japanese Imperial Palace

Beautiful

Pickled Squid on a Stick

MMMMmmmmmm..Squid on a Stick

Penguin Feeding Time

Penguin Feeding Time at the Sunshine International Aquarium in Tokyo, Japan

Penguins are the Craziest People.

Penguins at the Sunshine International Aquarium

Sunshine International Aquarium

The Sunshine International Aquarium is at the top of one of Tokyo's tallest skyscapers. Let's hope there is never a leak or all the floors below the aquarium get soaked.

Casino Royale

I went to see the new James Bond movie, Casino Royale. Decent film, plenty of action and Eva Green.

SUMO

LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I knew there was a reason I never got a tatoo.

I always thought that if I got a tatoo, that someday I would be visiting a foreign country and the tatoo would be taboo. In Capsule Hotels, people wearing tatoos are not allowed because Yakuza (Japanese gangsters) wear tatoos and this way the Yakuza are kept out of capsule hotels.

The Capsule Hotel Experience

TV, Radio, Alarm Clock, Shelf, Futon, Pillow, Air Vents, and Pull-Down Curtain - all in a space 6.5 feet long, by 3 feet wide, by 3 feet high.

The Zen Buddhist Temples of Kamakura

Pictures can't describe the tranquility of the Zen Buddhist temples of Kamakura, Japan.

I am going to Hell for this one.

Christon Cafe in Tokyo pays homage to all things Catholic. Statues of Jesus, Mary, and the saints dot the restaurant where you can try drinks like Angel Kiss.

Dude Looks Like a Lady

"She's a man, baby." Austin Powers

After living with drag queens and lesbians for most of my twenties, I can tell pretty well a man dressed up as a woman, even a post-operative transexual...look for the Adam's Apple...and the big hands.

It's all fun and games until the Chinese Mafia shows up, then it's just fun.

Here is Lamont standing in front of some dudes in the Chinese mafia (the club owner told us who they were).

It's all fun and games until the Chinese Mafia shows up, then it's just fun.

A fight broke out between the Chinese mafia dudes and some African women. AWESOME. Story later.

Undercover Superhero

Here is Ed Keller aka Wolfman, sitting in Tokyo Loose, an African run bar in Tokyo, Japan, smoking a Cohiba Siglo V Cuban Cigar, drinking a Jack and Coke, sitting next to a passed out Japanese after salsa dancing to Latin music at 3AM in the morning.

I Beat the Machine at the Tokyo Tower Amusement Park

Holding my prize from the claw grab game.

Pokemon and Me

Me at the Roppongi Subway Stop

The Tokyo Subway closes from 12:20am until 5:00am. Can you guess what time it is in this picture? Here is a hint...it isn't 12:21am.

Dig the new hat.

The Freshest Sushi in the World at the Tsukiji Central Fish Market

Tuna

Octopus

Giant Clam

Salmon Roe

Getting Ready for the Year of the Pig

I just bought it today, so now I have my pig boar/pig outfit for the Year of the Pig!

New Years Day Crowds at Senso-ji Temple

Wall to wall people at the Senso-ji Temple that had to be crowd controlled by guards yelling into bullhorns.