Thursday, September 28, 2006

Ramadan

I thought that someone who is Muslim would be able to tell people about Ramadan better than I. I asked Nelly, who is a Muslim, Egyptian, my neighbor in the compound and works for the Georgetown School of Foreign Service to write something for my blog. I told her that I would take pictures of her Ramadan lanterns and post her story.

Nelly and her husband Sherif in front of their home

RAMADAN IN EGYPT BY NELLY EL ZAYAT

Ramadan gaana we frehnaaboh ba’d gheyaabo.
Ahlan Ramadan, Ramadan gaana.
Ramadan has come to us and we are happy with it after its absence.
Welcome Ramadan, Ramadan has come to us!

These are the words to one of the many Ramadan songs that every Egyptian and many Arabs know off by heart since childhood. The familiar tune begins playing on that night in Sha’ban when the Mufti (the most senior Islamic scholar who issues the fatwas (the religious interpretation or legal pronouncement in Islam)) announces that Ramadan is tomorrow or the day after. Sha’ban, like all lunar months, is either 29 or 30 days. While science today has enabled us to find out when the new moon will appear, it is still the tradition to actually check for the new moon on the twenty-ninth day of each lunar month. The lunar calendar begins with the month of Muharram followed by Safar, Rabie’ Al-Awwal, Rabie’Al-Thani, Jumadi Al-Awwel, Jumadi Al-Thani, Ragab, Sha’ban, Ramadan, Shawwal, Thu Al-Qe’da, Thu AlHiga. This calendar has an eleven-day offset from the Gregorian calendar and so Ramadan and all the other lunar months come eleven days earlier every year. For the past few years, Ramadan has been in the fall and it will slowly go back to the summer in the coming years.

Ramadan is the ninth month of the Islamic/lunar calendar and it is the one we all wait for in Egypt! The religious rituals in terms of fasting and praying are the same or very similar to those rituals practiced elsewhere in the Arab and Islamic worlds. Muslims fast from sunrise to sunset everyday during Ramadan unless they have a reason not to, like sickness or travel, for example. Fasting entails no eating, no drinking and no sexual intercourse from sunrise to sunset, and it is the fourth pillar of the five pillars of Islam. Ramadan is also a time of the year when Muslims are more dedicated to reading the Quran and to doing more prayers than the usual five prayers of the day. Ramadan’s holiness comes from the fact that Muslims believe that the first time Gabriel revealed verses of the Quran to the Prophet Mohammed was during that month.

The two main meals in Ramadan then are Iftar, which actually means breakfast. That meal is as soon as the sun sets and the Maghrib (sunset) prayer is called for. The other meal is Sohour (supper). Sohour has no fixed time, but it is a later meal. Some people wake up just before sunrise to have sohour. Others stay up late and eat before they go to bed. The main characteristic of Ramadan food lies in the delicious Ramadan desserts! Most of the Ramadan desserts (konafa, katayef, bassboussa, khoshaf and many others) are similar in that they are full of nuts and syrup. Despite the fact that most people fast in Ramadan, these desserts help many people gain a lot of weight!

The Egyptian social dimension of Ramadan is extremely unique and makes Ramadan a very special and festive time for the Egyptians-all of them, Muslims and Christians alike. This is the time of year when you are bound to reunite with everyone; family, friends, relatives, classmates, colleagues! There are two meals everyday and everyone makes sure that they are not having those two meals alone! The streets of Cairo are decorated with fawanees or lanterns. The fanoos seems to date back to Fatimid Cairo, around the tenth century AD, and has become associated with Ramadan. Most parents buy their children fanoos Ramadan and the children go around with their fawanees singing all the Ramadan traditional songs. Traditionally the fanoos was made of tin and colored glass with a candle inside. Today, there are electric lanterns, plastic lanterns, battery-operated lanterns that sing Ramadan songs and sometimes other songs too!

Ever since the establishment of the Egyptian Radio in the early 30’s, special programs and radio shows were aired in Ramadan. One of the most famous programs was the fawazeer meaning the riddles. A daily riddle was broadcast and usually all 29 or 30 riddles followed a particular theme. The listeners were supposed to find the answers to the riddles and send in their answers at the end of the month for prizes. Today, the Ramadan radio programs are still just as active and celebratory in Ramadan. But, of course, all those programs, soap operas, fawazeer and other shows were duplicated and improved when they moved to the television in 1960. Now, Ramadan has become associated with exclusive programs and good-quality drama. Everyone in Egypt follows the various programs and shows in Ramadan and most home-Iftars are followed by a gathering in front of the television!

A special Egyptian Ramadan feature that is also aired on the radio and on television is the Ramadan Cannon. Many centuries ago, a cannon near the Citadel in Cairo was fired at the time of sunset in Ramadan by mistake! Everyone at the time thought it was a signal that it was time to eat. Ever since, a cannon bullet is fired one second before the sunset call to prayer. And the famous, “Madfa’ Al-iftar, edrab” is heard meaning, “Cannon of Iftar, fire!” And believe it or not, the cannon that fired that bullet hundreds of years ago is the same one that fires a bullet everyday in Ramadan today! The Egyptians have nicknamed the cannon, Al-Hagga Fatma probably in relation to the Fatimids.

Sports also take a different shape during Ramadan in Egypt. Many tournaments especially football/soccer tournaments are organized throughout the month. Young, old, professionals and non-professionals all take part and the main pleasure is in participating and not in winning.

Beginning in the 1990s, Cairo, and soon after other Egyptian cities, witnessed what became another Ramadan tradition: Ma’edat Al-Rahman (the table of the All-Beneficent). The All Beneficent is one of the 99 names of God in Islam. Mawa’ed Al-Rahman (the plural form) are large tables that are set up everyday in Ramadan in different parts of the city, where generous amounts of food are served and anyone is welcome to come in and break their fast for free. These tables are organized and financed by the more wealthy members of society who offer this food as a form of charity for the poor who are fasting. In reality, however, anyone at all can walk up to a Ma’edat Rahman; if you are not poor, not fasting and not Muslim, you could still eat there! No one will stop you!

Everyday is a celebration in "Ramadanian Egypt." The day finally ends when everyone goes to bed. But not quite: at around 2 a.m. the messaharaty starts marching the streets of Egypt. The messaharaty is a man who usually possesses a strong voice and a little drum and beater. Essha ya nayem, wahhed el-dayem (wake up sleepers, pray to the One of all times), he would call out and sing. You could arrange with the messaharaty to call your own name and wake you up! The messaharaty does not have a fixed salary, but is paid through donations from people who enjoy hearing his calls and songs every night.

Comes the 29th day of Ramadan, we see the mufti on television again and we impatiently wait to find out if ‘Eid Al-Fitr (the feast of breaking the fast) or the beginning of the month of Shawwal is the following day or the day after. Then the radio and television begin to play:

Walla lessa badry badry
Ya Shahr El-Seyam
By God it’s too soon to leave us
Month of Fasting

Ramadan lanterns on a Cairo street

Monday, September 25, 2006

Best AND Worst Pick Up Line I heard this week

Guy: So, what does your boyfriend think about you coming out here to Qatar?

Girl: Oh, I don't have a boyfriend.

Sunday, September 24, 2006

Vicky's Salsa Merengue Latin Party night

Vicky's salsa party was fun.

But this story has two stories within itself.

First part, (and I say this with full respect for women) there were two smokin' hotties at the party. Vicky dragged me right over to where they were standing. I talked to them for a bit. They have only been in Qatar for two weeks. One of them has already checked out the price of tickets to get back home. We started dancing. I danced with one of them. I didn't get any numbers, but I am sure I will see them around. Doha is a small place. I was also very tired from events of the week, so I was not my normal party self. That is not excuse for not getting numbers, I am just stating facts.

Second part, can you have post-traumatic stress disorder from remembering dancing lessons? As we were dancing at the salsa I started to remember my cotillion dances -- waltz, foxtrot, cha-cha, merengue....I remember them all, but I have tried to keep them in the dark recesses of my mind...only to come out when I try to dance. Cotillion -- Think of me in an 80's light blue three piece suit (vests were in then); dress shoes that I only wore for church, altar boys, and cotillion; and lack of height. Cotillion...imagine going to a building with a ballroom and a basement. All the boys and girls would congregate in the basement, boys on one side girls on the other. We would mull about talking with friends, until the director would tell us we were about to begin. We would stare across the room as we were told to pick a partner. We would pick a girl who almost matched us in height. I usually got stuck with a tall girl because I was short for my age. We would go upstairs promenading with the girl into the ballroom. All the guys would be sweating bullets because of the heat of the room, the four layers of clothing we had on, and being next to a girl. The girls were usually thinking about there boyfriends who were waiting outside for them after the dance lessons were over and rolled their eyes everytime we stepped on their toes. Dance lessons seemed to go on forever. We would go downstairs for punch. Then go back upstairs for the second part, where "couples" would be randomly selected to dance in the middle of the circle. At the end of the night, there was a mad rush towards the door. All the girls would be picked up by their boyfriends. The boyfriends were the kind of guys that didn't go to cotillion. One night I actually saw a girl who was in such a hurry to get her dress off that she changed out of her fancy dress into jeans and a t-shirt right in the front seat of her boyfriend's car.

So, what can I take from these stories? The next time I see a girl, I'll ask for her number. And I will try not to think about emotionally scarring dance lessons I had as a kid, even though if I tell my grandmother I actually used the dance lessons at a party in Doha, she will be so glad I took them.

Thursday, September 21, 2006

Before and After Pictures of Palm Tree Island

Before (a satellite image from Google Earth) which shows a pool, palm trees, go-kart track, beaches, cafés, and restaurant...and most of all recreational green space where you can wear shorts and bathing suits, which is something lacking in Qatar.

After (What it looks like now. The picture is from a Gulf Times article that is no longer accessible on their website.)
Palm Tree Island used to be a really cool place where people (mostly expats) could go to escape the city, but still be in the city. Situated in the bay about a 10-minute boat ride from the Corniche in Doha, Palm Tree Island had children and family amenities, restaurants and cafés, and water sports facilities along with beaches for swimming in the warm waters of the Gulf with cool off-shore breezes.
All the buildings, other recreational facilities and plants were recently demolished on the island. Now it is a barren sandbar with a grove of trees...and no one is sure what will be built there next, if anything.

Little Rowboat Docked at the Four Seasons in Doha

I was at the Four Seasons for a Georgetown event and went out on the balcony and saw this "little boat."

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Mosque Across from The Ponderosa Steakhouse

You definitely won't see the NEW Boneless Pork Chops and the NEW Sliced Ham among the Ponderosa Steakhouse's NEW menu items at this Ponderosa Steakhouse.

Muslims don't eat pork...so, no pork chops, no glazed ham, no pork rinds, no pork ribs, no ham hocks, no pork and sauerkraut, no pork sausage (link or patty)...

In addition, it is illegal to sell/import (including carry-on and checked personal luggage) pork products in Qatar.

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Homely?

Definitions of homely
1. Not attractive or good-looking: a homely child.
2. Lacking elegance or refinement: homely furniture.
3. Of a simple or unpretentious nature; plain: homely truths.
4. Characteristic of the home or of home life: homely skills.

Probably not the BEST word to use to describe the products of a home furnishings store.

Monday, September 18, 2006

If you like their driving, you'll love their parking EXTREME


So how easy is it to drive through the lanes of the parking garage, when someone is parked IN the lane of the parking garage?

Sunday, September 17, 2006

Yes, John knows how to buy gas...

...but he wonders why we NEED gas to make the car go.

Lumberjack Special at Rik's Kountry Kitchen in Doha, Qatar

Lumberjack Special....MMMMmmmmm...John is holding a whole pancake in his mouth...nice. Dear Mike and Molly, we thought of you while we ate pancakes and french toast and sausage and steak and eggs and hash browns.

Girls fart.

This weekend I went to a club. A bunch of people, including me, were talking in a group. One of the girls in the group stopped smiling and suddenly had a serious look on her face (like the look a baby gives when they concentrate to poop in their diaper). All of a sudden I heard a loud fart. I stifled a laugh and everyone continued talking, as if nothing had happened.

Before this happened I though, “this girl is cute.” After that happened I thought, “this girl is kinda cute.” It also made me realize “girls fart.”

Thursday, September 14, 2006

Look Ma, I have an office...with a door!

I now have an office with a door. Goodbye to a desk in the general work room, goodbye to cubicle living. Now to make it more "Ed Keller."

How close to people tailgate in Qatar?

This close. Also, as I asked before, how many cars or trucks can fit in one lane in Qatar???...two.

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Sorry to burst your balloon - Qatar partly responsible for world helium shortage

See:

http://www.fox28.com/News/index.php?ID=4188

Helium Shortage Threatens to Deflate Balloon Sales

Party planners beware: a global but temporary helium shortage could deflate festive balloons this fall. The shortage affecting some suppliers results from a series of unconnected events, including delays in getting helium plants on line in Algeria and the Mideast, the U.S. Bureau of Land Management said.
A key issue in the shortage involves contracts for helium supplies from a Qatar plant and two in Algeria which had been off-line, said Hans Stuart, a BLM spokesman. One overseas plant has been involved in lengthy maintenance and two are behind on construction schedules.

Construction Delays in Qatar...I am shocked! NOT.

Maybe they should stop building for the the Asian Games in Qatar and get to work on this helium plant. We need helium for our party balloons! I guess there won't be a big balloon release at the Asian Games in Qatar in December, or maybe there will be, so that Qatar can say - HAHA We have helium and YOU DON'T!

Thanks John!

I got off work last night and got into the car that John and I co-rent (we split the cost of the car so we can pool our car allowance money and get something bigger and more intimidating to drive on Qatar roads). Imagine my suprise when I looked at the gas gauge...The last person to drive the car...John...

Thanks John, I now know how far a Hyundai Terracan can coast, as it runs out of gas. I came into the gas station with the car sputtering...Thanks John...

That's OK, I didn't want to go right anyways!

With the traffic backup up at a roundabout (traffic circle) people on the side roads will do anything to get ahead in line, even blocking the lane of oncoming traffic trying to get off the main road (notice the sign).

Floating poolside

Another lazy night floating on my inflatable raft in the pool with a drink in my inflatable drink holder which looks like an island with a palm tree. Notice the new physique that I am getting by swimming and going to the gym...sexy.

Photo by Sara Yamaka...she wanted me to say that because I told her this picture was a surreal look at the pool...slow shutter speed, interesting lighting from the pool.

Saturday, September 02, 2006

Come outdoor with us

The Karwa cab company has started an ad campaign. The campaign is to get people to advertise on the outside of the cabs, I think. Also, it may be a campaign to encourage people to come outdoors and use the cabs, since most people stay inside unless they are unlucky enough to have to work outside.

On this last one I have a question for you. Would you rather go outdoors where the current temperature at 3:00 pm on Saturday is 1oo °F / 38 °C with a Heat Index of 123 °F / 50 °C or would you rather stay indoors where it is cool and air conditioned??? I know what my answer is...MMMmmmmm air conditioning.

If you like their driving, you'll love their parking continued, again

Excuse me, Sir, you can't park you car in the pedestrian walkway right next to the elevator...WOW, How did you get the car around the metal barricade???