Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Wake Up with a Wet Willy

Poor kid...getting woken up with with a cold wet finger in the ear.

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Is your ego bruised and battered?

Then go to EGO SHINE!!!!!!!!!

When is Mario's open?

Apparently, someone forgot to take down the old hours when they put up the new 24 hour sign.

I like cheese...YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!


Is the coffee really that good?


I look so peaceful when I'm sleeping.

Gin and Tonic Checkers

This game is so much easier with THESE checkers pieces.

Sake it to me, baby!


How many bottles of sake do you see?

One full, one empty.Sushi in Arlington

John Marquiss Pregnancy Rumors

Buffalo wings and ice cream...Is there something you're not telling us, John?

OMG, I can't believe I ran into you...oh, wait you invited me.


Excuse me, do I know you?

John and Sara drinking beer at the AFI Theater in Silver Spring.

Tuesday, May 08, 2007

Ass Candy

If you want to have fun with your nephew, then give him some laxative suppositories and tell him that they are candy for his ass.

Jason and Julie

My friend Jason and his "future ex-girlfriend" (just kidding) Julie.

Thai Restaurant House Special


Beer Sherpa

I will be your sherpa/beer caddie for disc/frisbee golf, today.

Check out the snow capped mountain in the background. Where could I be? I will give you a hint...it is in the US.

You're never too young for the playground


When you're cool, the sun shines on you 24 hours a day

Why am I wearing sunglasses indoors in the late afternoon?

Buy that guy a drink!

Buy that guy with the funny hat and ugly face at the end of the bar a drink!

Salsa Shark

Randal Graves: Duh duh... duh duh... duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh... Salsa shark! We're gonna need a bigger boat! Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa. Our shark.

Donner Party


Donner party of four...party of three...party of two...party of one...

Bar of America

It was my patriotic duty to drink with my buddy Jason at the Bar of America.

I'm Dreaming of a White Chr...MAY

Where could I be wearing a leather jacket in the snow in MAY????

I'll give you two hints: it's not Qatar and it's not DC.

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Dong's Karate

Dong...huh, huh

Candy Bar in Chesterfield, Virginia

I like candy!

Poetry in the Bathroom of Dr. Dremo's


It's a party with Helium.

It's a party after you fill the balloons and empty the helium tank...not necessarily in that order.

Nephew Shoes

My nephew was in such a hurry to go somewhere that he put on a unique pair of shoes.

He has another pair just like this at home.

Rain and Speed Don't Mix

Mmmmmm..Cocktail Sauce


Pork Ribs at BJs

Hey everyone in Qatar, jealous???? The whole freezer case was FULL of Pork Ribs.

Nephew after being tutored by me for 2 hours

No more tutoring...

Greeting my Nephew coming home for a visit from the Middle East with a knife from Yemen

No nephews were harmed in the making of this image.

Bronze Statue from Patan, Nepal


Stupa Top


Stupa Sign


Duh!


Qunch Thirst


Monkey Temple in Kathmandu


Candles in a Buddhist Shrine

Hindu Statue described later


Pottery World Nepal Style

Pottery lined up behind a Hindu Shrine in Kathmandu, Nepal

Toothache Diety

People hammer nails and coins into this to help with toothache pain.

Buddha and the Pigeon


Kathryn and Maya in Kathmandu


My Favorite Kind of Booze...

Bambooze

Food in Nepal

Chicken Lolipop...Mmmmmmm

Motorcycle Cut

I was on the way to the Department of Archaeology in Kathmandu to get my bronze statute approved for export. I was riding on the back of the sculptor's motorcycle, when another motorcycle came from the other direction with metal rods sticking out of the side of the rider...Slice...

Dunbar Square Patan, Nepal