Mommy, Mommy little Billy put my pet goldfish in the refrigerator!

Little Scotty: "Mommy, Mommy little Billy put my pet goldfish in the refrigerator and now he is a frozen fishcicle!"

Mom: "WHAT?" "That's weird, he went to the aquarium on a school trip yesterday."

Little Scotty: "Mommy, Mommy little Billy put Daddy's prized ornamental fish in the washing machine....and turned it on!"

Mom: "UGH!" "I will have word with little Billy's teachers at school tomorrow."