Hot Rod in my Mouth

I don't know about you, but I don't want any product know as a "Hot Rod" in my mouth.

Also, notice the pointed wooden skewers. You wouldn't have KFC in the States using pointed sticks to serve the food on. First, someone in the States would impail themselves on the stick and then sue KFC and second, someone in the States would eat the stick and then sue KFC for having wood in the food.